Tuesday, January 1, 2008
New Years Resolution..
So this is the 1st post of a new year.. My resolution is oh-so clear.. Abstinence is first on my list, followed by getting rid of most off the current mouth breathers that I currently call friends.. Basically this means that i will turn into one uber boring chic.. Oh well.. Its not as if my life was all that interesting before.. I was stuck trying to figure out if this retarded sk8er was for me or if The redhead was all mine.. Well, after conversations last night.. i have come to the conclusion that neither are right.. So in my great attempt to not get all wee-todd-ed again, I have decided to not have sex with anyone but myself.. we will see how far this gets me with the redhead.. And see how long it takes for contact with the sk8er boi to fizzle out.. on the bright side, making this choice has done wonders for my complection and weight.. why just since making this decision lastnight, my acne cleared up, and i lost 12 lbs! ok so thats not totally true, but close enough! My face does look strangely clearer, and I do look more fit.. I'm actually going to go walk the puppy right now! Hurrah for the new year! One more year closer to death!
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