Could I be more of a loser?!?

SO bASICALLY I GOT COMPLETELY SMASHED BY MYSELF ON FRIDAY NIGHT.. HOW LAME! bUT IT TU4RNED OUT TO BE GROOVY CAUSE MY BOY JOSH STOPPED BY TO FUCK ME GOOD, AND THEN I MADE HIM LEAVE SO THAT I COULD PASS OUT! WAS FABULOUS!! BUT IT WASN'T VERY GOOD SEX.. HE IS SKINNY AND SMALL AND I'M NOT INTO GUYS OF THAT SIZE..BUT FOR THE TIME BEING.. IT WORKS.. I DRUNK DIEALED DAVID(IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME) AND A SUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE.. BOY WHAT A NIGHT..