DRIED UP, TIED AND DEAD TO THE WORLD..

MARYLIN MANSON HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH THIS ONE.. CAUSE THAT IS HOW I AM MOST DEFINATELY FEELING TODAY.. I MEAN I WENT TO BED AT LIKE 730PM LAST NIGHT, AND FOUND IT INCREDIBLY HARD TO WAKE-UP THIS MORNING.. IN FACT, MY CLOCK READ 445AM WHEN I WOKE BACK UP.. I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT!! BUT I STILL MADE IT TO WORK BY 517AM.. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I KEEP DOING THIS.. I MUST EITHER BE GETTING SICK, OR PREGNANT, CAUSE I never sleep!! this was sent to me from a co-worker at work.. i'll tell you my response to her and the others, and then you can read the fucking e-mail!
THIS IS WHAT I WROTE....

This is the silliest thing I have ever heard! Getting old is not a priveledge or a pleaseure it is neither exciting or fun! Once you reach the age of 30yrs, it all goes downhill from there.. EVERYTHING! Old age is nothing to look forward to! I resent them trying to impose upon me that growing old is anything but a waste of time, and space.. I stand by my therory of don't breed, don't live past 30yrs, and don't listen to what others have to say about what you do in your life..



THIS IS THE E-MAIL

-----Original Message-----
From: Israel, Roma
Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2007 8:51 AM
To: Howard, Traci; Henderson, Anneliese; Hage, Linda; Hooberry, Melissa
Subject: Don't Break The Elastic!

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday.

Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older.

And, there on television, she said it was "exciting." Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day, like her breasts.

They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first.

The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is such a simple and honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words!

Maya Angelou said this:

"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow."

"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."

"I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life."

"I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life'."

"I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance."

"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back."

"I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision."

"I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one."

"I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone.

People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back."

"I've learned that I still have a lot to learn."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

Please send this to five phenomenal people today

If you do, something good will happen: You will boost another persons self-esteem

If you don't...the elastic will break and your underpants will fall down around your ankles! ;-) Believe me, I didn't take any chances on MY elastic breaking....I sent it to a lot of special people I care for Don't Break The Elastic!!


HOW BULL SHIT IS THIS?!!! 1ST OF ALL, i'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDIES TODAY :) AND 2NDLY, I DON'T BELEIVE IN ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT! YOU DO WHAT YOU DO FOR YOURSELF AND NO ONE ELSE! TRYING TO BE "FRIENDS" OR ANYTHING MORE WITH PEOPLE USUALLY JUST BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE ANYWAYZ! bY THE LEFT PINKY TOE OF NATAS!!! i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY i'M SOOOOOO ANGRY THIS MORNING!! SOOOOOOOO FUCKING ANGRY!!